Student Writing

The Jordan 4

Written by Jasper Belhumeur

Here’s why the Jordan 4 isn’t the best Jordan: 

If you’ve looked through a sneaker boutique this year, you’ve probably seen the following Jordans: 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, maybe 8, 9, maybe 10s, 11, 12, and 13s, but almost never 4s. They’re always sold out. It seems that people like the look of them, but I don’t. Don’t get me wrong, Jordan 4s are cool, but the cheapest Jordan 4 on GOAT is the Jordan 4 Craft at $434 in my size, and they’re ugly! So they must be really comfortable, eh? No!!! In fact, Michael Jordan hated to play in the 4s. As one person put it, “These are the heaviest shoes you will put on your feet. They’re almost like boots.” The heel tag that people adore so much hurts whenever you try anything athletic. Dunking in 4s feels like wearing ankle weights. Also, I prefer the 1s, 3s, 9s, 7s, and 11s anyway. They are way cooler! In short, the Jordan 4 will hurt your wallet, your style, and you.

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