Written by Madilyn Hintz, Grade 4
Meet Gravy Butt.
Her real name is Harley, but she recently got a new nickname: Gravy Butt. This is because she sat in a plate of gravy.
Since when do dogs sit in gravy?
Have you ever seen a dog sitting in gravy?
Well I sure have and her name is Harley.
You never want to see a gravy butt dog. That’s because gravy butt dogs are weird, just like Harley is weird.